I would like to introduce you to my spectacular, exotic friend called the Bobble Eye Monkey a.k.a the Gloogle. You’d better be careful around this ferocious critter.
Appearance
The Bobble Eye Monkey is a fascinating creature. He has big, bristly ears, scrawny, outrageous fingers and huge gruesome eyes. His teeth are as long as a Saber Toothed Tiger’s, so you don’t wont to get on his bad side! His unshaved fur is a variety of different colours depending on the weather. This ‘monkey thing’ has
extraordinary hearing. He can hear for up to 200km. He is as heavy as a log but is extremely skinny.
Habitat
Gloogles live in the subterranean sewers of Northern Jamaica. They scuttle around the revolting, dirty pavement scouring for food. This surreal creature loves to hang upside down by its emaciated feet on the overhead pipes of the stinky sewers. (They sleep in that position as well).
Diet
The Bobble Eye Monkeys feast on possums, rats, mice and their favourite - LOLLIES!!! Lollies make them phsycho! One day a man observed them having swimming lessons in the runny, slurpy water and when the man came back at night they were glowing fluro pink! They mostly eat poo since they live in the sewers but they quite enjoy the odd fizzy drink.
Population
Bobble Eye Monkeys are spread all over Jamaica. There are 12 Gloogles in every region which adds up to 36 Gloogles! Gloogles live in different tribes. There’s a blue tribe, a purple tribe and a green tribe. Each tribe has a chief who wears a cloak to represent the colour of their tribe. Each tribe’s chief is the biggest and most robust Gloogle. The chiefs have to keep everyone in line to make ensure their fellow citizens are safe.
Extra Fascinating Facts
The Bobble Eye Monkeys (Gloogles) carry their severely fragile eggs in their ears. They have up to 20 eggs in each ear. Gloogles tongues get three times longer when they eat vegetables. The Gloogles extremely sharp fingernails are used to stab their prey to death. With its prey’s guts it wraps itself up and hibernates for two months of the year.
I hope you have learnt a lot about this crude, vulgar creature. Beware, if you live in Jamaica, these animals like haunting humans!!!
Sam Weir
